Meet The Crumb Squad – a group of gingerbread cookies who’ve been through… a lot.
Once proud holiday treats, now survivors of questionable bites, kitchen accidents, and one very suspicious frosting spatula.
Each ornament tells a story – equal parts tragedy, comedy, and Christmas spirit.
🍪 Lefty – Poor guy lost an arm early in the season. No one knows if it was the dog, the kids, or hunger-fueled chaos at 2 a.m. Locking shocked, still hanging in there.
🍪 Chippy – Missing a leg but full of confidence. Claims it’s just “aesthetic damage.” Spends his time convincing everyone he’s fine – he’s not.
🍪 Snappy – The self-proclaimed leader of the Squad. Always pointing fingers (the ones he still has) and blaming someone else for the cookie carnage.
🍪 Crumbella – Sweet, innocent, and always shocked. The only one who still believes Santa will fix everything. She’s been waiting three Christmases now.
🍪 Benny Bite – The eternal optimist. Lost half his head but says it gives him “more room for ideas.”
🍪 Frost – The evil one. Armed with a frosting spatula and a maniacal grin. Rumor has it, he’s the reason no one’s left on the cookie tray after midnight.
Together, they hang proudly from your tree – chipped, bitten, and beautifully imperfect.
Each one a reminder that even when life takes a bite out of you, you can still sparkle under the fairy lights.
Meet The Crumb Squad – a group of gingerbread cookies who’ve been through… a lot.
Once proud holiday treats, now survivors of questionable bites, kitchen accidents, and one very suspicious frosting spatula.
Each ornament tells a story – equal parts tragedy, comedy, and Christmas spirit.
🍪 Lefty – Poor guy lost an arm early in the season. No one knows if it was the dog, the kids, or hunger-fueled chaos at 2 a.m. Locking shocked, still hanging in there.
🍪 Chippy – Missing a leg but full of confidence. Claims it’s just “aesthetic damage.” Spends his time convincing everyone he’s fine – he’s not.
🍪 Snappy – The self-proclaimed leader of the Squad. Always pointing fingers (the ones he still has) and blaming someone else for the cookie carnage.
🍪 Crumbella – Sweet, innocent, and always shocked. The only one who still believes Santa will fix everything. She’s been waiting three Christmases now.
🍪 Benny Bite – The eternal optimist. Lost half his head but says it gives him “more room for ideas.”
🍪 Frost – The evil one. Armed with a frosting spatula and a maniacal grin. Rumor has it, he’s the reason no one’s left on the cookie tray after midnight.
Together, they hang proudly from your tree – chipped, bitten, and beautifully imperfect.
Each one a reminder that even when life takes a bite out of you, you can still sparkle under the fairy lights.
